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genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

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buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

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heyalexwilliams:

When I die, put this tweet on my tombstone.

heyalexwilliams:

When I die, put this tweet on my tombstone.

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puptowngirl:

*swallows unlit cigarette* it’s a metaphor

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dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

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sanitaryum:

The Captain America/Puerto Rico pic  AND Marvel’s majestic response

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We are all Josh Hutcherson

The HunTer Games and Catching fireS tho

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I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

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morgrana:

"you can’t watch an entire tv series in one night"

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the-yolocaust:

when u hear your favorite band in public

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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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saltymarshmallows:

memesuga:

remember that one scene in the fault in our stars when hazel agreed with isaac’s girlfriend for leaving him because he was going to go blind

Characters can be flawed on purpose. Hazel Grace’s job was not to be a poster child for cancer and disability. She was supposed to be viewed as real. Hazel Grace was not motivational porn; she had thoughts and ideas that readers may or may not agree with and that doesn’t make her a bad character.